"Any piece of clothing can be sexy with a quietly passionate woman inside it." This just isn't true. Have you ever seen a girl wearing a zebra print snuggie? No matter how quietly passionate she is she's going to look like someone too dumb to put their shirt on right way round. Plus no one's ever going to make puke green dresses look good.
"Write a wise saying and your name will live forever." Yeah that worked out great for you didn't it?
"When you point your finger at someone, three fingers are pointing back at you." I once busted this one out for my Uncle Steve, then remembered that he lost his ring finger in 'Nam. Real insensitive Anonymous.
"Always imitate the behavior of the winners when you lose." Try doing a victory dance after the other team scores a touchdown in football. Your team is probably not going to leave you the ability to move more than one of your limbs at a time.
"Don't let yourself forget what it's like to be sixteen." Yeah god knows we need to remember what it was like to get our first acne breakout then be stood up at the Homecoming Dance by She-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named, finally get your license only to plow into your parents mailbox, and then get socks for your birthday because your parents are too cheap to get you anything else and "now that's you're old it's time to get practical, son." Yeah who cares I wanted more than two shirts and a tie for my goddamn birthday.
So please, Anonymous, spout spouting whatever comes to mind and actually think before you coin a phrase people will quote over and over until the end of time.
-M.
P.S. Fun fact Sarge: blog entries over a page long tend to be a sign of a man compensating for a lack of something "down there." Also, if your hands don't get wet during clitoral stimulation you're doing something wrong.
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